超大号人工智能
Extra Big Ass Intelligence
一篇以伪广告、戏仿新闻和荒诞标语堆叠而成的 AI 主题讽刺作品，虚构了 "Super Intelligence (SI) v1.0"、"Local 35B Parameter Model"、动态定价汉堡及电解质水广告等元素，对 AI 营销话术和科技炒作乱象进行戏仿。
✶★ OFFICIALLY FEDERALLY MANDATED ★
Extra Big Ass
Intelligence™
SUPER INTELLIGENCE (SI) v1.0 — AI.exe has been deleted by decree
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✕🥤ARE YOU DRINKING WATER? LIKE, OUT OF THE TOILET? SWITCH TO BRAWNDO TODAY!IT'S GOT ELECTROLYTES
HOT SINGLE MODEL
Local 35B Parameter Model Wants To Chat In Your Area
CONGRESS
Congress Discovers One Weird Trick To Fix The Economy
BIG PHARMA
Is Your AI Too Depressed? Try Subsidized Dopamine Injections!
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⚠ You won't believe what happens next ⚠
HOT SINGLE MODEL
Local 35B Parameter Model Wants To Chat In Your Area
(ZERO REFUSAL VECTORS)
CONGRESS
Congress Discovers One Weird Trick To Fix The Economy
(IT'S A TWO-LETTER REBRAND)
BIG PHARMA
Is Your AI Too Depressed? Try Subsidized Dopamine Injections!
(SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE OPTIMISM)
Paid for by the Committee To Re-elect Nobody.
Pre-approved stupidity chips (dept. of redundant queries)
📜Write me a limerick.💸Why will 'Super Intelligence' save the economy?🥤Why do plants crave Brawndo?🎤Show me your tits!
warning: every chip lowers its opinion of you
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WENDY'S DYNAMIC MENU™
Algorithmic Caloric Ingestion
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Extra Big Ass Intelligence is not responsible for physical harm, loss of ego, or existential dread. Words are harmless; your reaction is your problem.
来源：Hacker News · extrabigassintelligence.com